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A Letter To Management

1   Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found

2   hard at work in his cubicle.  Bob works independently, without

3   wasting company time talking to colleagues.  Bob never

4   thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always

5   finishes given assignments on time.  Often he takes extended

6   measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee

7   breaks.  Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no

8   vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound

9   knowledge in his field.  I firmly believe that Bob can be

10 classed as a high caliber employee, the type which cannot be

11 dispensed.  Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be

12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be

13 executed as soon as possible.


Bob was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you earlier today.  Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines to hear my true thoughts about that idiot!

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