1 Bob Smith,
my
assistant programmer, can always be found
2
hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without
3
wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never
4
thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always
5
finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended
6
measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee
7
breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no
8
vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound
9
knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be
10 classed
as a high caliber employee, the type which cannot be
11
dispensed. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be
12 promoted
to executive management, and a proposal will be
13 executed
as soon as possible.
Addendum:
Bob was
standing over my shoulder while I wrote the report sent to you
earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numbered lines to hear
my true thoughts about that idiot!
