The BEST Police
following 15 Police Comments were taken off of actual police
car videos around the country.
#15 "Relax, the
handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch out
after you wear
#14 "Take your hands off the car, and I'll make your birth
certificate a worthless document."
#13 "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
#12 "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? In case
didn't know that is the average speed of a
9 mm bullet fired from my
#11 "So you don't know how fast you were going. I
that means I can write anything I want on the
#10 "Yes, Sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I
don't think it will help. Oh, did
mention that I am
the shift supervisor?"
#9 "Warning! You want a warning? O.K., I'm warning
you not to
do that again or I'll give you another
#8 "The answer to this last question will determine whether
you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat
or a dog?"
#7 "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair
place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy,
and step in monkey doo-doo."
"Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a
#5 "In God we trust, all others we run through
#4 "Just how big were those two beers?"
sir, we don't have quotas
anymore. We used to
have quotas but now we're allowed to write as
many tickets as we
#2 "I'm glad to hear the Chief of Police is a good
personal friend of yours. At least you know someone
And.................... THE BEST ONE !!!!!!!
#1 "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're
right, we don't. Sign here.
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