Breaking Up Is Hard To Do

Breaking Up Is Hard To Do
(especially when you share the same college major!)

Psychology
Girl accuses guy of just using her as a substitute for his Mother

Sociology
Each claims to have been oppressed in the relationship

Archaeology
One tries to bury the past, and accuses the other of trying to dig it up

Theatre
"OH! Life is ... ENDED ... as we KNOW it!"

Physics
Both resign themselves to the fact that what goes up must come down

Journalism
"Today was the end of an era. Jack, 19, and Jill, 18, called an end to their relationship of 2 weeks ..."

Women's Studies
"HE did it!"

Business
Both decide that they're spending way too much money together, and that it's simply cheaper to be single.

History
Each party argues the breakup was caused by something the other party did in the past.

Geography
Both people decide to simply move far away to avoid each other.

Economics
One party demands more than the other can supply.

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