After having dug to a depth of 1000
meters last year, Scottish scientists found traces of copper wire
back 1000 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already
had a telephone network more than 1000 years ago.
Not to be outdone by the
Scots, in the weeks that followed, English scientists
dug to a depth of 2000 meters and shortly after headlines in the UK
"English archaeologists have found traces
of 2000 year copper wire
and have concluded that
their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech
communications network a thousand years
earlier than the Scots."
One week later, Texas
newspapers reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 5000 meters in
West Texas, Texas A&M
scientists have found
absolutely nothing. They have therefore concluded
that 5000 years ago Texas inhabitants were already using wireless
PS: Don't Mess With Texas!
James Odle, Jr.