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Notes from Accident Claims
"Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"A pedestrian hit me and went under the car."

The guy was all over the road!  I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

"In my attempt to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

"As I approached the intersection a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before!  I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."

"The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The telephone pole was approaching fast!  I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck the front of my car."

"I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle."  The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road.  I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

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