Things I Have Wondered
If your goal in life
is to do as little as possible,
and you get away with that ... does that make you successful?
If love is blind and marriage is an institution,
does that mean that marriage is an institution for the blind?
If you can buy more memory for your computer...why
What does an imperfect stranger look like?
The term "free gift" never made sense to
me...has anybody ever said to you..."I bought you a gift, now that will
What do the manufacturers of Styrofoam pack their
Is it really possible to be completely partial?
If you pulled the wings off of a fly, would it then
be called a walk?
If wool shrinks in water...why don't sheep shrink in
Is it ok for vegetarians to eat animal crackers?
If a mime gets arrested, does he have the right to
How can a one pound box of candy make you gain five
If psychics are for real ... why don't they call us?
Speaking of psychics ... why don't they ever win
If contractors erect a building, when they are done
why isn't it called a built?
Did you ever stop to think ... and then forget to
How do you know if sour cream goes bad?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
more tomorrow ...