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Things I Have Wondered - Part 2

How do deer know to cross at those deer crossing signs?

Is it a coincidence that the word "politics" comes from the Latin roots with "poli" meaning many and "tics" meaning blood sucking insects?

Is it ok to ask the clerk in a bookstore where the section on "self-help" is?

How come Tarzan doesn't have a beard?

No disrespect intended here but, ladies, do you think Moses would have had to wander the desert so long if he would have just stopped to ask directions?

How does the bank expect you to pay the penalty fee on a check that's returned for insufficient funds … with a check?

If a person becomes "Born Again" do they get another belly button?

Do math teachers have a lot of problems?

If you want to become a vegetarian, is it ok to give up meat cold turkey?

If you wear glasses, is everything you see an optical illusion?

Is it ok to pay your psychiatrist with a reality check?

What happens to an engineer if he looses his train of thought?

Do fishermen live in the reel world?

Could you call an avid chess player a chestnut?

Do fortunetellers earn good prophets?

Does a gambler live in a pair-a-dice?

Are people who work at Holiday Inn ... inn experienced?

Isn't there something kleptomaniacs can take to help them?

Just wonderin' ...........

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