Top 13 Signs Your Boss Is Really Stupid
every question with "yes," "no," or "reply hazy, try again later."
12. Finally traded in the company fleet of Ford Pintos -- for Ford
11. You've just received permission to leave for your 4th fact-finding
trip to learn about "Tolkien Ring Networks" this week.
10. Thinks that by monitoring your e-mail he... is the best loved,
nicest and by far the most brilliant boss to work for.
9. You send him a memo saying that for Halloween, you're coming as The
Invisible Man, then you don't come in at all. The next day, he
promotes you for your ingenuity.
8. You receive yet ANOTHER fruit basket after calling in the death of
your fifth grandmother this year alone.
7. Bases the company's budget on the $1,000 each employee was going to
receive for forwarding Bill Gates's e-mail.
6. Thinks that "downsizing" means ordering a small drink and fries with
5. Had the network customized so that he can print confidential
documents directly to the shredder.
4. Took her a month to figure out that the desk lamp wasn't a "Clapper"
like on the night stand at home.
3. No need to ask for a raise; just approach him repeatedly and ask him
if he has two tens for a five.
2. Ever since he approved your "On-Site Telecommuter" idea, you get to
go to the office wearing a robe, Superman
underpants and bunny slippers.
and the Number 1 Sign Your Boss Is Really Stupid ...
1. During meetings, constantly turns to Ramon Gonzalez from Marketing
and asks, "What would YOU do?"